Q: Sailor the Dog... according to your stuff on the page here, it's Sailor the Award Winning* Dog!  What the heck awards did he win and what's the freakin' ASTERISK for?  I know when I see an asterisk in my NFL record book it means something like 'only on the fifth Tuesday in Septober.' 

A: Sailor is truly an AWARD WINNING* dog.  We put the ASTERISK there so people will look down the page to see exactly what the award is for.

* Sailor won a trophy for Most Improved in his puppy class.  (guess you know what THAT means...)